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In case you all were wondering who this Sleazy T character is, we've got his bio up for all of you to enjoy...
Sleazy
T was born in the Walnut Hills Mobile Home Park near Diamond Bar,
California. His father, Mr. T, was an ex-army commando on the run with
three other members from the U.S. government for a crime they didn't
commit. Sleazy’s mother is unknown.
He reportedly attended Cyrus J. Morris Elementary School, however there are no records of him attending any other public or private school since. After a brief stint in juvenile hall for petty theft, he got a job working at Moe’s Liquor, a local liquor store. While working his usual shift, Brody Jenner happened to stop in to purchase a bottle of Grey Goose vodka. Sleazy recognized Brody from television and quickly jotted down his license plate number.
For months, Sleazy tried unsuccessfully to track down Brody. Not being able to find his newfound “friend” left Sleazy depressed and extremely anti-social, which is what eventually led to his drinking problem and the demise of his career at Moe’s Liquor (he was fired for stealing a bottle of Peach Schnapps, which he claims was for his girlfriend). As luck would have it, being fired might have been the best thing that ever happened to the Sleaze Ball, seeing as how it motivated him to hoof it to Hollywood in search of his one and only true friend, Brody.
Well, lightning really did strike the same place twice, because the Sleaze found him and started stalking him on a daily (and nightly) basis. Brody was terrified at first, but started to warm up to Sleazy and actually gave him his nickname due to the fact that Sleazy was always hitting on the female paparazzi outside of Brody’s condo, even the extremely unattractive ones, and he did so without any shame at all. Brody’s admiration for such brazen disregard for personal hygiene and obvious lack of taste, led the two to form a bond that has lasted ever since.
He reportedly attended Cyrus J. Morris Elementary School, however there are no records of him attending any other public or private school since. After a brief stint in juvenile hall for petty theft, he got a job working at Moe’s Liquor, a local liquor store. While working his usual shift, Brody Jenner happened to stop in to purchase a bottle of Grey Goose vodka. Sleazy recognized Brody from television and quickly jotted down his license plate number.
For months, Sleazy tried unsuccessfully to track down Brody. Not being able to find his newfound “friend” left Sleazy depressed and extremely anti-social, which is what eventually led to his drinking problem and the demise of his career at Moe’s Liquor (he was fired for stealing a bottle of Peach Schnapps, which he claims was for his girlfriend). As luck would have it, being fired might have been the best thing that ever happened to the Sleaze Ball, seeing as how it motivated him to hoof it to Hollywood in search of his one and only true friend, Brody.
Well, lightning really did strike the same place twice, because the Sleaze found him and started stalking him on a daily (and nightly) basis. Brody was terrified at first, but started to warm up to Sleazy and actually gave him his nickname due to the fact that Sleazy was always hitting on the female paparazzi outside of Brody’s condo, even the extremely unattractive ones, and he did so without any shame at all. Brody’s admiration for such brazen disregard for personal hygiene and obvious lack of taste, led the two to form a bond that has lasted ever since.
Don't forget to watch Sleazy T in the premiere of Bromance on December 29th at 9 PM on MTV!
what a funny but very interesting Bio cute nickname too now i would like to know how u met frankie he is a Cutie!!!
Okay on the MTV webpage, they provide a different Bio of Sleazy T (including him attending college). Was the Bio on here meant to be comical? I'm just rather lost on this matter! Haha. And how did you meet Frankie? And where did the name Sleazy T come from? I just think you guys are super fun!!
You have some very interesting friends--including the one who wrote this "bio". LOL
haha! nice
ppl he obviously intended for this to be funny :)
This is hilarious.Big shout out to sleazy T.
Bahhahahaa Such a great story... hopefully it isn't all true. Sleazy-T sounds like a creeper... but judging by his pic u posted he's a cutie! So I guess I'll let it slide! Stay hot Brody! Love your site... can't wait to watch your show!!
ok? so this is all made up? wow, lame!
Of course this is an awesome and Fake story... Show is awesome props for that. The ex -commando stint is great LOL. This "bio" makes Sleazy T even more mysterious and amazing.
And I'm really amazed to see people really believed this thing... Good job.